MEET THE OWNER

Unusual Facts.

The first unusual fact, given I am a foreigner working in the construction industry, is that I speak English.


I am not that good. The rest is only that bad.


I am on time, don't smoke on the job and won't embarrass my clients.


Growing up, I watched my mom suffer through numerous construction projects in our house. I lost count how many times she tore down the work of contractors after coming home from her job. Dad and I were embarrased.


Later I understood she was right in her actions, and I too started tearing down work that others shouldn’t have started in the first place.


After a few years of practice, people started offering to pay me for this. Some started threatening me with money. At that point I caved, and the company was born.


It was named “Truly German” to forever end the question, “Are you truly from Germany?” 

It didn’t work. They ask even more frequently, perhaps thinking this is a joke. Now I just say I’m Cuban. People then look into my blue eyes and hire me on the spot. 


            

Payments:

I frequently get the question: "How do you want to get paid?" Listed here are my preferred methods in tiers of desirability.


Equally important is WHEN. Once every few years I run into a client who was very responsive when the job needed attention but once it is done, things suddenly change.


So: Full payment is due on the day of job completion unless otherwise agreed upon beforehand.

#1: Gold

Literal gold. The yellow metal. We all know what's happening. So this is number one choice.

#2: Bitcoin

A popular cryptocurrency.

#3: Cash

Cash

The continuously diluted paper which has lost 99% of its original purchasing power.

#4: Check, Zelle

If it has to be, it has to be. Definitely no credit cards. The country is 41 Trillion in debt. Don't question the status quo.

Employment and Apprenticeships:

We had many applicants over the years. Here are the basic requirements without which an application is surely to be unsuccessful.

Being articulate in the English language. (Speak it fluently and eloquently)

As a foreigner, I consider it my duty to learn english. An alien who lived here for ten years and does not speak good English has demonstrated his unwillingness or inability to learn. Both unacceptable.

Look good.
Read and educate yourself consistently.
Bring your tools.
  • Be able to articulate the English language fluently and eloquently.     As a foreigner, I consider it my duty to learn English. An alien who lived here for ten years and does not speak good English has demonstrated his unwillingness or inability to learn. Both unacceptable.


  • Look good. Healthy. Good Haircut. Groomed well. All teeth present. Not smoking.


  • Read and educate yourself consistently. Face in a book. Not Facebook.


  • Wear Professional work clothing. Also, please have a car we won't need to hide from the clients.


How far will I drive for a job? (not far)

Just like you, when I drive through traffic, the terms "thinning the heard" and similar come to mind. I can't help it. I am German. To avoid this affecting the outcome of your project, we want to keep the radius of operation to a minimum. Lets say 20 minutes from my place. My Location is shown on the map. For some special humans I have driven farther. But they often threatened me with lots of money. Or beer.

Will drive to:

  • Clearwater
  • Belleair
  • Largo
  • Indian Rocks Beach
  • Belleair Beach
  • Seminole
  • NOT Tampa
  • Preferably not St. Pete